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elanorpam: whatevermane: amandafiske: I AM ACTUALLY...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 22:50:29 -0400

elanorpam:

whatevermane:

amandafiske:

I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING

pee flavoured sprinkles

beautiful

one-sexy-buffalo: some of my favorite results on this site

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:59:02 -0400

one-sexy-buffalo:

some of my favorite results on this site

"In the end there doesn’t have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:58:39 -0400

““In the end there doesn’t have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.””

- Robert Brault (via milkfroth)

elanorpam: lascocks: excessunrated: sealprinceling: “Actual...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:58:11 -0400

elanorpam:

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS

LEGIT SCARED HERE

otter-loves-221b: 8bitbowtie: art-fart: wideawakeparalyzed: ...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:58:02 -0400

otter-loves-221b:

8bitbowtie:

art-fart:

wideawakeparalyzed:

arpeggia:

Duane Michals - The Bogeyman, 1973 | More posts

GOOD FUCKING GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING

Fuck

“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”

No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.

“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?

The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.

“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.

The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.

“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.

“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”

Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable

fyeahparanatural: Supernormal #5 (x)

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:57:51 -0400

fyeahparanatural:

Supernormal #5 (x)

littlespacecase: Men’s IssuesSocietal expectations of masculinity Societal expectations to provide...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:57:40 -0400

littlespacecase:

Men’s Issues
Societal expectations of masculinity

Societal expectations to provide for women

No long term reversible male birth control

Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at

Unfair treatment in child custody battles

Alimony

No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

The friend zone

Women not dating you

“Fucking femnazis”

necroticnymph: leafypeachy: sewingtutorials: Learn to Sew “…a...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:57:29 -0400

necroticnymph:

leafypeachy:

sewingtutorials:

Learn to Sew

“…a series of free online tutorials guiding you through the basics of sewing, from setting up your machine, to understanding sewing patterns, and finishing your seams.”

This link is in my “Sewing Part 3” post, but reblogging because it’s a wonderful website!! Great for beginners!!

I learned to sew literally by sitting in front of a machine and just…going for it. I had someone teach me how to thread the bobbin and that was IT. Now I make princess gowns and crazy stuff. If I can do it, so can you! These can help =)

pepplemint: The absolutely most nonsensical AU that I ever for...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:48:09 -0400

pepplemint:

The absolutely most nonsensical AU that I ever for some reason thought about

alfalfascouting: Ta-Dah! Deathsprite! This project resulted in...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:09:57 -0400

alfalfascouting:

Ta-Dah! Deathsprite!

This project resulted in a folder of 267 reaction GIFs. While Death’s face isn’t very expressive, I tried to showcase a variety of emotions and a few props he holds. I made these for the Death roleplay blog of a good friend, deathlyteatime. Please ask me before using them for anything else.

They look a little distorted as a photoset, but the “full-size” views should be fine. I’m nervous about posting these, since this is my first talksprite, but I hope you all like it.

ryukus: dardanos: totalspiffage: zaquanimus: parkaposy: NEW...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:57:22 -0400

ryukus:

dardanos:

totalspiffage:

zaquanimus:

parkaposy:

NEW AVAILABLE ART PROGRAM

It seems to be a mix between SAI and photoshop, simplified. It even has a stabalizer that works even with the mouse.

Best of all, it’s free, and works for both Mac and Windows.

To give it a try, head right on down to http://firealpaca.com/

Reblogging for artsy people that follow me. Also a lovely name for a program.

BWWWHHAAAT?

For anyone looking for something. It’s ok. free and small in size why not?

It's There on Your Mouth but It's Not What I Heard: paperseverywhere: pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere: What sort of...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:51:23 -0400

It's There on Your Mouth but It's Not What I Heard: paperseverywhere: pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere: What sort of...:

paperseverywhere:

pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere:

What sort of train wreck would Reverse Petstuck Jade and Karkat be like

Anonymous asked paperseverywhere:

Reverse petstuck with Jade and Karkat? I can’t decide whether…

chuchi-voo: ive compiled a series of “you tried” stars for you...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:49:56 -0400

chuchi-voo:

ive compiled a series of “you tried” stars for you to use in various occasions

tarecgosa: jade’s delivery service!! :D this was originally for...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:46:10 -0400

tarecgosa:

jade’s delivery service!! :D

this was originally for one of the bonus rounds in HSO, but halfway through coloring jade i realized that there were no pairings in this pic

whoops

but i liked it too much to get rid of it so i went ahead and finished it anyway

abrza: disney-overdose: sarapsys: posting without a source is...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:20:47 -0400

abrza:

disney-overdose:

sarapsys:

posting without a source is unfortunately pretty common, but it doesn’t have to be. with a few minutes of hunting, you can make sure the artists you like get credit for their work! :) hope this is helpful.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

Aaaaand this is why I put my URL on EVERYTHING. Cause I HATE when I find cool art with no source for more. BUT this is incredibly useful and I hope people know about it. :)

akial: clumsyoctopus: makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:10:06 -0400

akial:

clumsyoctopus:

makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs

and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation

sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front

… this may actually be inspirational for my next game.

Roses tutorial - translation

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:04:23 -0400

losthitsu:

Tutorial from here, full size here. Also a reference for Mt. Fuji.

peanutsareforpussies: sexyrobottime: shrexything: at about...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:54:42 -0400

peanutsareforpussies:

sexyrobottime:

shrexything:

at about 3:52 The Spine has one of his rare malfunctions. idk i just thought it was kinda neat

HE EVEN MALFUNCTIONS ATTRACTIVELY WOW

WOWOWOWOWOWWOW

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their..."

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:40:22 -0400

“‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”

-
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.

(via delacroix)

xamag-homestuck: 10th day - favourite alchemized...

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:46:22 -0400

xamag-homestuck:

10th day - favourite alchemized item

*Colorgasm* This sickle is the best.